Hello I’m Tom Davis. I am a guest reviewer for Brisbane’s Best Parma. Tonight my Uncle Steve has asked me to review the children’s chicken Parma from the Boat Shed Cotton Tree. He has asked me to do this because we both love a Parma but sadly Uncle Steve could not order his favourite meal because it was only on the children’s menu. HA HA HA!!!
Junior Parma: The Boatshed … A special guest review
Parma Number 10: The Alliance Hotel … Another trip across the Nullabor!
The Verdict: After two weeks of excellent chicken parmigiana, normal service was resumed last night at the Alliance Hotel. One look at the Parma and it was obvious this was not going to be a good one given the burned sections of ham and the fact that neither the sauce, ham nor cheese went close to covering the chicken. One bite confirmed my worst fears for this Parma.
Parma Pic
Chicken: The chicken in the Alliance Hotel Parma had the potential to be quite good but it was obvious from the get go that it had been over cooked. It was almost totally devoid of moisture.
Tomato Sauce: The sauce that there was on this Parma actually tasted quite nice but there was too little of it and it had a congealed consistency that pointed to it being over cooked like the chicken. Imagine the consistency of a fried egg that you have forgotten was on the BBQ while you are eating and you have it.
Ham: Finally a good sized slice of ham! BUT it was burnt in some places almost to charcoal. It is obvious that the chicken portion of the dish was left under the grill for too long. The fact that ham was part charcoal is a clear indicia of that. What was not charcoal has the Nullaboresque qualities that befouled the rest of the chicken portion of the dish.
Cheese: The cheese on the Alliance Hotel chicken parmigiana was nice but again it suffered from being over cooked and there being too little of it!
Side Dishes: This chicken parmigiana came with what I have been told is a Waldorf salad and fries (despite the menu clearly saying chips was an accompaniment). The fries were OK: they could have had a bit less salt on them but they were well cooked. The salad, sadly, was the best part of this dish. Every piece of the salad worked well to leave me wanting more.
On the plate: The chicken was presented right on the middle of the chips. I can’t for the life me work out why given this was a smaller chicken piece by comparison to others and the plate was actually quite large. Whomever is teaching chefs to plate up this way needs a smack to the back of the head!
The venue: The Alliance Hotel is a newly renovated hotel on Boundary Street in Spring Hill. It has been excellently fitted out and, sitting in the front bar at least, it is a great place to go for a drink after work or a quick meal. Punters should note the lack of TAB facilities. $19 for a smallish chicken parmigiana is probably around the mark for a venue like this. Again, I will be back but not for a Parma.
The Final Word: The chicken parmigiana at the Alliance left me feeling a bit empty and in need of two pints of soft drink to cut through the dryness. This is a great venue let down by its Parma. After the last two weeks of excellent Parma this one was a disappointment, the salad aside. Tellingly, as I write this this morning I find myself ravenously hungry so my emptiness is not just one of impression but also one of substance.
The Parma Ladder
After two months and eight chicken parmigianas here is the current ladder in my search for Brisbane’s best parma:
As you will know from my review of the Calamvale Hotel’s chicken parmigiana yesterday, it is a clear front runner at the moment and will be tough to beat.
Parma Number 8: The Calamvale Hotel … Big plate, big feed and the best so far
The Verdict: Much like last week when I could just tell the quality of the chicken parmigiana I was about to imbibe the second it hit the table, so it was again this week and this week I could immediately it was a good one! Frankly: the chips were great, the salad was great and the chicken was … You guessed it … great! We have a new leader!
Parma Pic:
Chicken: The Calamvale Hotel’s chicken parmigiana possessed a well crumbed and well cooked chicken fillet . The fillet was middle of the range size wise and was not too dry.
Tomato Sauce: The tomato sauce on this Parma was the best and the most I have had so far of the 8 Parma’s trialled to date. It was very tasty and there was a heap of it well distributed across the whole of the chicken fillet.
Ham: As distinct from recent weeks where the ham has regularly been a disappointment, tonight’s ham covered the chicken fillet fulsomely and complimented it well. If I had to be critical (and I am searching here) it was a little on the thin side.
Cheese: The chef at the Calamvale Hotel got the cheese 100% right. It was well melted, covered the chicken fillet well and was very flavoursome.
Side dishes: My review here is simple … The chips and salad with this chicken parmigiana were the best I have had so far! The salad was abundant and fresh albeit included a bizarrely singular tomato wedge. The chips were just exceptional: crispy, hot and seasoned.
The Other Stuff: $26 for this Parma was about right given its quality and the abundance of the meal. The Calamvale Hotel is in Brisbane’s Southern suburbs. It is a large Hotel that is attached to a shopping centre through which access is gained (this is important because the entrance is not well marked and if you are following a GPS you will be led down the wrong path).
The final word: We have a new leader in the Calamvale Hotel chicken parmigiana and it is going to be tough to beat! Importantly did you notice the size of the plate? I have long been hoping for a chicken parmigiana to be served to me on a large square plate and I got it. The best final statement I can make is to show you how I left my plate:
Postscript: I normally try to make these reviews more pithy. That is easier to do when the Parma is bad. When it is as good as this one was it is hard to make jokes about it!
Parma Delayed … “I’ve got the black lung pop”
Tonight’s chicken parmigiana at the Calamvale Hotel has been delayed until tomorrow night.
My Parma Consigliere and the originator of the Brisbane’s Best Parma, Jodie, is unwell tonight and given how important bouncing my thoughts about each Parma off her is to the Parma review process it just wouldn’t be fair to the Calamvale Hotel’s Parma to proceed.
Watch this space on Friday for the review.
Parma Poll Number 2: So what do you call it?
One of the things that has struck me during this project is the diversity in how people describe their chicken parmigiana. It seems that depending on the geography of your birth you call it something different. So I thought this topic is a good place to host the second Parma Poll:
Obviously, given how I have consistently referred to the Parma so far you all know my answer but I am interested in yours!
Please vote and feel free to comment below if you have a different suggestion!
Parma Number 7: Bracken Ridge Tavern … Did I just see a dodo bird?
The Verdict: Everyone has a story about a time when something was given to them and they immediately knew just by looking at it that that thing was not going to be good. So it was with last night’s Parma at the Bracken Ridge Tavern. The second the plate hit the table I just knew this was not going to be a good one largely because of the obvious lack of tomato sauce on the chicken fillet.
The Parma Pic:
Chicken: I really quiet enjoyed the chicken fillet with this Parma. It was excellently cooked and well crumbed. In fact as I was eating it I commented that, on its own, this was probably the best piece of chicken I have had so far during this quest.
Tomato Sauce: As I commented in the preamble, my first impression of the tomato sauce when my meal arrived was “where is it?”. After closer examination go discovered that there was actually tomato sauce scraped across the chicken fillet but only the smallest amount possible. From the little I could taste it was a nice sauce but there just needed to be more! Was there a shortage of Napoli sauce in Bracken Ridge last night or something?
Ham: This Parma came with a good amount of ham that covered most of the chicken fillet and was not folded nor cubed. Definitely one of the better hams I have so far this year.
Cheese: Nearly the best part of this dish, the cheese on the BRT Parma was excellently melted, evenly spread and tasted great!
Side Dishes: After the tomato sauce travesty this meal could have placed higher on the Parma Ladder if the side dishes had have been good. Simply put: they were not. The salad was akin to (indeed may very well have actually been) a pre-packed salad from Woolworths and it tasted like it. The chips were as dry and over cooked as I think I have ever eaten (and I have eaten a lot of chips). Testament to just how bad these side dishes were is this fact: I finished neither.
The other stuff: The Bracken Ridge Tavern is on the outer Northern reaches of the Brisbane City limits. It is quite a large and well attended establishment and, judging by the menu, offers a broad range of food. I have to say I thought the chicken parmigiana was a little over priced at $24.90 and would think that even if it had have been good!
The Final Word: Another Parma tried and another disappointment … There is no other way to judge this Parma! The lack of tomato sauce was the killer blow but the terrible side dishes buried the carcass! The fact that this was the first meal I did not eat all of since circa 1998, making it the rarest of rare occurrences, reflects this judgment!
Parma #6: Waterloo Bay Hotel … Holy Mosquitos Batman! We have a new leader!
The Verdict: It has been commented to me of late that after 5 parmas so far I have not tested one that I thought was “really good”. Last night proved to be lucky number 6 as, finally, all the pieces of the Parma puzzle came together at the Waterloo Bay Hotel (Wynnum) in the form of a good chicken parmigiana!
Obligatory Parma Pic:
I received a number of comments on social media that this Parma looked like a good Parma. Equally I have to say that it is a dangerous game sometimes to judge a Parma by its photo, as previous reviews have shown, however this Parma proved to be just as good as its photo.
Chicken: The piece of chicken (I have been suitably chastised in comments not to refer to it as a chicken breast) in the Waterloo Bay Hotel Parma was perfectly cooked and tasted great. If I had to be critical (and I am struggling to find things to be critical about) I would say that the chicken was a touch over crumbed but this did not take away from just how good the chicken itself was.
Tomato Sauce: Finally a Parma with an even covering of a good tomato sauce. This sauce was very tasty and there was enough of it so that I had some with every bite of the Parma.
Ham: It has been a regular complaint of recent parmas that the ham has really let those dishes down. I was overjoyed to have a piece of ham last night that was not folded into an origami animal and that covered a significant portion of the chicken breast. It did not quite cover the whole piece of chicken but was close!
Cheese: After last week’s three cheese Parma it was alway going to be hard for next Parma to stack up in the cheese department. That said the cheese on last night’s Parma was well spread across the chicken and complimented the other parts of the meal well.
Side Dishes: I really enjoyed the salad last night but I confess that might have been because the salad inclusions focused on vegetables that I like. Lettuce, onion and capsicum dominant salad is always going to win me over. The chips were mostly good albeit some suffered I think from being stuck under a corner of the chicken and were a touch soft. Those that weren’t were crisp and well cooked.
The presentation: this Parma came out on a large enough plate but again the chef could not avoid having a few chips under the the chicken. It did affect the meal as noted above. One day someone is going to get this right and if the stars align they might win the “Robert Parma”.
The Venue: The Waterloo Bay Hotel is in Wynnum on Brisbane’s bayside. We sat in the outdoor area of its restaurant and took advantage of the buy one main get another for $5 deal on offer which made value for money on the night excellent. The staff were wonderful. My only fault of the venue, and one that they can’t really help, was the attack of the mosquitos that hit almost from the moment we sat down till the end of the meal. I was worried at one point that a swarming horde of them was going to fly away with my chicken! Not the hotel’s fault but worth remembering!
The Wash Up: Finally a good chicken parmigiana … What a relief!!! Obviously there is some room for improvement in this Parma but credit where it is due it was a good one. If you are in the Wynnum area definitely drop in on the Waterloo Bay Hotel for a Parma just don’t forget your industrial strength insect repellant if you are thinking of sitting outdoors!



