The Verdict: This is one of the simpler reviews to write and the title tells the story in brief.  To expand on that story: last night’s Parma became a Parma not eaten because it was impossible to get a car park in the vicinity of the hotel.  My Parma consigliere and I tried for 40 minutes to get a park but after a number laps around the Hope St and Melbourne St precinct in West End a joint decision to abandon the Parma was made.  

The Final Word: No Parma was possible because I could not find a park near the venue.  Obviously the Fox Hotel will not feature on the Parma ladder.